And finally... a Wii

I fucking hate Wii's.

I was going to give them the benefit of the doubt, but after a weekend of playing on one, I fucking hate them so much.

Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

So a year ago, I had this spectacularly successful porn blog, 'Naked Chicks on Post-It Notes', and I had a job which gave a regular source of income and the old Bowlie chatroom was still in operation in the evening. When I asked around about what games console I should spend my earnings on, I was urged to purchase a Wii.

Whole-heartedly urged, by Rosie Rabbit in Bowlie, and the great mob of voters in a poll on the Naked Chicks site, they all urged me to get a Wii over a PS3 or XBox 360.

And no after a weekend playing Rayman Raving Rabbids and Sonic/Mario Olympics on my own, I have to say, loudly and with certainly, I fucking hate the Nintendo Wii.

Its the most frustrating and tedious games console I've ever played in my entire gaming career, it is not fun.

All who recommend such things to me, don't know me at all, or have very poor judgement and depth of perception.

From this moment on, I shall never play a Wii of my own volition.

Sure if I find myself in a room with people playing on a Wii, and having fun, and one turns to me and asks if I fancy a go, I shall shrug and say "m'okay", but other than in circumstances of that ilk, I shall refrain.

And if anyone ever asks my opinion of Wii's I shall start swearing.