Bottom?

Oh, woe is me.

• No car (destroyed in accident at lunch time, in the repairery, but without authorisation from the insurance people so I have no conthingery car)
• Printer knackered (service place said it was cheaper to buy a new one, then closed before I had a chance to buy)
• Haven't eaten in over 24 hours (car accidents, too many houses and trying to buy printer)
• No hotel booking for next weekend (been busy)
• Only 40% of CDs burned and printed for the weekend (printer issues)
• No easy way to transport the CDs to Scotland (travelling by bus / plane cos driving is killing me)
• Credit card has stopped working (new credit car is untested)
• No money (salary hasn't come through yet)
• Haven't bought wedding present for this weekend
• Haven't bought birthday present for this weekend

Fuck I hate being a failure, and I hate it when everything falls down.

• Didn't get much work done at work today
• Busy day for work tomorrow
• Rachel telling people I'm stalking her
• Threads accusing me of trying to download Bowlie
• Bowlii dying a death
• Some kind of 'saviour of Bowlie' responsibility being passed to me in a comment this morning
• Unable to get to the other flat where I'm supposed to be flat-sitting
• Neighbour of flat-sitting pace has reported my car to the police for causing an obstruction and trespass
• Car still insured and registered to address in Glasgow (so all correspondance is 420 miles away)
• I've been banned from YouTube (for posting the nuddy video)

Okay, there, I think that's everything written down, there's got to be a way to sort this.

Adam, you're going to have to handle whatever it is on the Plimp front yourself